Zeh Rules? Zeh are simple. Answer wiz only three words. (That was meant to be spoken with a bad Belgian accent à la David Suchet — I’ve been playing Agatha Christie games a little too much.)

1. Where is your cell phone? Don’t Have One

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? That is Dan

3. Hair? Not Natural Colour

4. Your mother? She is Dead

5. Your father? So Is He

6. Your favorite item(s)? All in Storage

7. Your dream last night? Lucid As Always

8. Your favorite drink? Cold Peach Snapple

9. Your dream guy/girl? See Boyfriend/Girlfriend

10. The room you are in? Not Really Mine

11. Your fear? Failure Is Forthcoming

12. What do you want to be in 10 years? Not Livin’ Here

13. Who did you hang out with last night? Same As Usual

14. What are you not? Subtle, Proper, Sated

15. Are you in love? Someone Is Not?

16. One of your wish list items? Many Magazine Subscriptions

17. What time is it? Seven Forty One

18. The last thing you did? Chewed My Cuticle

19. What are you wearing? That’s Rather Personal

20. Your favorite book? Just One Favourite?

21. The last thing you ate? Beef Lo Mein

22. Your life? Same As Always

23. Your mood? Could Be Better

24. Your friends? Insanely Twisted Nutters

25. What are you thinking about right now? Food is Good

26. Your car? Beater With Heater

27. What are you doing at this moment? Pondering Meme’s Meanings

28. Your summer? Way Too Short

29. Your relationship status? I Am Taken

30. What is on your TV screen? Seven Vertical Bars

31. When is the last time you laughed? I Don’t Remember

32. Last time you cried? I Don’t Cry B)

33. School? Ready For Fall

By the way, I think The Black Donnellys is going to be a new favourite!