I’ve had this meme kicking around for a while in a notepad file. I figured I’d finally fill it out and post it.

Three things that scare me: Centi/Millipedes, deep water and Microsoft.

Three People who make me laugh: Dan, Eddie Izzard and contrary people (I laugh after I’m done banging my head against a wall).

Three things I love: Birds, gadgets and sushi.

Three things I hate: Bigots, movie theaters and, well, Microsoft.

Three things I do not understand: Bigotry, contrariness, the instructions to my new alarm clock.

Three things on my desk: Empty Dr. Pepper can, empty Dr. Pepper can and half-full Dr. Pepper can. Really? GPSr, a Staples fácil button (yes, a fácil and not an easy button), a coaster.

Three things I want to do before I die: Travel, finish college, have a Kobe steak.

Three things I can do: Turn my tongue completely over (sideways), change a tire and I have a unique talent for making girls cry.

Three things I can’t do: Sing, dance or resist a kitten or puppy.

Three things I think you should listen to: Your conscience, instincts and no one else.

Three things you should never listen to: The president, elitists with superiority complexes intent on nothing other than making sure you feel horrible, and the little voice in your head that says, “you can have fun when you retire, until then be a stick in the mud.”

Three things I’d like to learn: Anger management, Irish (language), every logical fallacy by heart.

Three shows I watched as a kid: Smurfs, Facts of Life and… hrmm… I think I watched Diff’rent Strokes.