Reviewed: No Intelligence Found

Ted Sprague from Heroes

The Geico Caveman

What do you think?

Because I just love stupid, cheesy memes!

A - Available/Single or Taken?
Taken

B - Best Friend?
That would be Dan.

C - Cake or pie?
“Um, I’ll have cake please.”
“Well, we’re outta cake!”
“So, my choice is ‘or pie?’”

D - Drink Of Choice?
Dr. Pepper or hot tea

E – Essential Item You Use Everyday?
Remote Control

F - Favourite Color?
Fractal

G - Gummy Bears Or Worms?
All I need is to open the bag of either and inhale deeply.

H - Hometown?
Anytown, USA (Edit: Urbana, IL)

I - Indulgence?
The Glenlivet, 21 years old

J - January Or February?
Is it a leap year?

K - Kids & Their Names?
Salem, Raul, Maddy (Madeline), Meg (Megera), Max (Maximillian), Jazz (Jasmine), Bella, Ripper, Solomon and ‘The Leopard Gecko’.

L - Life Is Incomplete Without?
Taxes, bad luck and morons

M - Marriage date?
BWAHAHAHA!!!

N - Number Of Siblings?
Two.

O - Oranges Or Apples?
Why yes, I do often like to compare them!

P - Phobias/Fears?
That the cats are merely waiting for the opportune time to…

Q - Favourite Quote?
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” There seems to be some doubt as to whether Mark Twain really said this.

R - Reason to Smile?
It’s more interesting not to have a reason. People think you’re up to something.

S - Season? Spring or Fall?
I would prefer to fall on my bum than smash my face in.

T - Tag 3 or 4 people?
No

U - Unknown Fact About Me?
I can turn my tongue completely over sideways in both directions, and I have freakishly long fingers.

V - Vegetable you don’t like?
Poorly prepared Brussel Sprouts

W - Worst Habit?
Which one?

X - X-rays You’ve Had?
Oy… dental, chest, stomach (whatever that’s called), do CAT scans count?”

Y - Your Favorite Food?
I’m on a Sashimi kick — I can’t get enough of the stuff!

Z – Zodiac sign?
Sagittarius, Snake, The Elder and The Owl. All in all I’m just tactless.