My friend, Josh, sent me a link to this, I thought it was hilarious:

Troll away…

Atheist sees Big Bang in a Piece of Toast

Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “The Huddlesfield Express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

After hearing an early morning knock at our door by Jehovah’s Witnesses, I thought this would be apropos:

 

Of course, there are also no liberals, gays, Muslims, etc., in the military either, right? Do you think it would be a more impressive show of dissent for an atheist soldier to remain in the military? Or do you think resignation is a more powerful statement? Is atheism exempt from protection because it’s not an organized religion? Maybe, like many, you do think it’s an organized religion? What are your thoughts?H/T: The Gay Black Jew

Just in case you were starting to think I couldn’t poke fun at myself…

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, “She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn’t she know there isn’t a God?”

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying “Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don’t you know there is no God?” But she kept on praying.

One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, “Humph! I’ll fix her.”

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, “You ol’ crazy lady, God didn’t buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!” At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.

When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, “I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn’t know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!”