January 2nd, 2008Professional Courtesy

A Bozeman, MT lawyer is installing a 1000 gallon shark tank. I guess he’s bringing in partners to his firm. I’m kidding. I actually don’t mind lawyers, and it’s nice to see one with a sense of humour. Being a fish geek, I also can’t wait to see how the tanks turn out.

BOZEMAN, Mont. (AP) — It started out as a joke - a lawyer putting a shark tank in his office.

“I said, ‘What would it take to put a shark in a lawyer’s office?’”, and it kind of took off from there, said attorney Christopher Gillette.[...]

Gillette plans to fill the saltwater tank with a miniature marine ecosystem, including at least two sharks - a blacktip reef shark being flown in from the Caribbean Sea and a bamboo shark that will be hatched from eggs in the tank.

Read the full story at the Flathead Beacon

November 23rd, 2007Uh… Yeeeah…

Ya’ll are in trouble now:



You Should Be a Politician


Confident, assertive, and dedicated - you know what you want in life and how to get it.

Stubborn and opinionated, you can stand your ground… even if it’s unpopular.

And while you have strong views, you never overwhelm people with your opinions.

A true charmer, you subtly influence people into seeing things your way.

You do best when you:

- Work according to your own rules

- Can change the world with what you do

You would also be a good lawyer or talk show host.


I know it’s a non presidential election year, but it’s still quite simple — If you don’t vote, I don’t listen to you whine. Not that anyone I know online complains to me about the outcome of elections, but I know plenty of people in the real world who do.

“I hate so-and-so!” “That law is stupid!”

“Did you vote?”

“No.”

“Then shut-up.”

See? Very simple.


I welcome debate, thoughts, opinions. I look forward to your comments. In fact, I long for them. What do you think of this image? What questions does it leave you with? What is the difference between a dissenter and a traitor? Is the military infallible? Are all soldiers heroes? Is this soldier a hero? Is he a dissenter? If he is a dissenter, is he still a hero? Is this soldier a member of ‘the herd’? Or, does he think for himself? Tell me.

Image courtesy of: United We Lay.

Original quote: “The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.” ~ Archibald Macleish

May 14th, 2007The Invisible Killer

I was watching Penn & Teller’s Bullshit! again last night. Episode 7 focused on Feng Shui and bottled water. Imagine my surprise when the following landed in my inbox this morning.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted
thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental
inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.
Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and
possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,
lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global,
and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has
caused millions of dollars of property damage in the US.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains
contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done
to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is
extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution,
or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic
health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military
organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing
multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations.
Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a
highly sophisticated underground distribution network.
Many store large quantities for later use.

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical.
What you don’t know can hurt you and others throughout the world.
Please visit DihydrogenMonoxide.org to see what you
can do to help!

[Note: By the way, if anyone feels the urge to send me one of those oh-so-politely phrased emails that never really are, explaining to me what DHMO really is -- Don't. My patience for condescension is wearing thin. However, if anyone actually falls for this I will laugh heartily at your expense. :D ]


Does This seem wrong to you? It’s the first sheep/human chimera; 85% sheep, 15% human. Seriously. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells - and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer.

And as a bonus, just for kicks:

Toadzilla, this two-pounder is the size of a small dog.


The world’s largest toad is a Cane Toad.

Every schoolboy knows that toads and frogs make great pets.
But they might flinch at picking up “Toadzilla”, a warty toad as big as the monster found in Australia’s Northern Territory.


I am by no means Catholic, and if you look around you can probably guess where I stand on mythology, but it’s fair to say that I dig with my left foot. You’ll have to look up that reference on your own. ;) Here’s a long post with various items in honour of St. Patrick’s Day.

3000 Murals (EDIT: To clarify, there are approximately 3000 Nationalist murals around Northern Ireland, this video only shows a small percentage of them.)

The biography of Saint Patrick via Ireland Newsletter

The Patron Saint of Ireland was born into Roman
Britain in the fourth century. He was captured as
a teenager by Niall of the Nine Hostages who was
to become a King of all Ireland.

He was sold into slavery in Ireland and put to
work as a shepherd. He worked in terrible
conditions for six years drawing comfort in the
Christian faith that so many of his people had
abandoned under Roman rule.

Patrick had a dream that encouraged him to flee
his captivity and to head South where a ship was
to be waiting for him. He traveled over 200
miles from his Northern captivity to Wexford
town where, sure enough, a ship was waiting to
enable his escape.

Upon arrival in England he was captured by
brigands and returned to slavery. He escaped
after two months and spent the next seven years
traveling Europe seeking his destiny.

During this time he furthered his education and
studied Christianity in the Lerin Monastery in
France. He returned to England as a priest.
Again a dream greatly influenced him when he
became convinced that the Irish people were
calling out to him to return to the land of
his servitude.

He went to the Monastery in Auxerre where it
was decided that a mission should be sent to
Ireland. Patrick was not selected for this task
to his great disappointment. The monk that was
selected was called Paladius, but he died before
he could reach Ireland and a second mission was
decided upon.

Patrick was made a Bishop by Pope Celestine in
the year 432 and, together with a small band of
followers, he traveled to Ireland to commence
the conversion.

Patrick confronted the most powerful man in
Ireland, Laoghaire, The High King of Tara, as
he knew that if he could gain his support then
he would be safe to spread the word throughout
Ireland. To get his attention Patrick and his
followers lit a huge fire to mark the commencement
of Spring. Tradition had it that no fire was to
be lit until the King’s fire was complete, but
Patrick defied this rule and courted the
confrontation with the King.

The King rushed into action and traveled with the
intention of making war on the holy delegation.
Patrick calmed the King and with quiet composure
impressed upon him that he had no intention other
than that of spreading the word of the Gospel.
The King accepted the missionary, much to the
dismay of the Druids who feared for their own
power and position in the face of this new threat.
They commanded that he make snow fall. Patrick
declined to do so stating that this was God’s
work. Immediately it began to snow, only stopping
when Patrick blessed himself.

Still trying to convince the King of his religion
Patrick grasped at some Shamrock growing on the
ground. He explained that there was but one stem
on the plant, but three branches of the leaf,
representing the Blessed Trinity. The King was
impressed with his sincerity and granted him
permission to spread the word of his faith,
although he did not convert to Christianity
himself.

Patrick and his followers were free to spread
their faith throughout Ireland and did so to great
effect. He drove paganism (symbolised by the
snake) from the lands of Eireann.

Patrick was tempted by the Devil whilst on a
pilgrimage at Croagh Patrick. For his refusal to
be tempted, God rewarded him with a wish. Patrick
asked that the Irish be spared the horror of
Judgment Day and that he himself be allowed to
judge his flock. Thus, the legend that Ireland
will disappear under a sea of water seven years
before the final judgment, was born.

Patrick died on March 17th in the year 461 at the
age of 76. It is not known for sure where his
remains were laid although Downpatrick in County
Down in the North of Ireland is thought to be
his final resting place.

His influence is still felt to this day as Nations
the world over commemorate him on March 17th of
every year.

The Shamrock Triad
This is also from the Ireland Newsletter

The Triad is a social custom and teaching tool
that was used to explain abstract concepts by the
ancient Druids. In addition, many of the early
deities, including Ireland’s patroness, the
Goddess Brigit, were considered ‘triple Goddesses’
or ‘triple Gods’. They represented various stages
of life (youth, parent, elder) as well as aspects
specific to one deity. For instance, the Goddess
Brigit was/is the patroness of the Hearth, the
Forge, and the Arts. The Sun God Lugh was also a
triple deity, as were Manannan Mac Lir and the
Morigeuse. The most likely explanation for the use
of the shamrock as a teaching tool is that the
Druids used it in discussing the nature of these
tri-part deities. Celtic Christianity embraced
many traditions from the old ways, and this
is most likely one of them.

Michael R. Gorman
Author and Poet
Sacramento, California

Irish Phrases

PHRASE: Slainte
PRONOUNCED: slawn-che
MEANING: Good Health!

PHRASE: Eireann go braugh (bráth)
PRONOUNCED: air-in go braw
MEANING: Ireland forever!

PHRASE: Beannachtai na Feile Padraig
PRONOUNCED: bann/ockt/tee nih fail/eh pawd/rig
MEANING: Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

I will add:
Beidh ár lá linn (Pronounced like bay our law lin) — We shall have our day
This, or the more common Tiocfaidh ár lá (our day will come) are slogans of Irish Republicanism.

And to end on a humourous note, Ali G:

Sites that are near and dear:
Ireland Wiki
St. Patrick Wiki
Irish Translator (this is a forum)
An Phoblacht
Irish Republican News
Sinn Féin

In the United States, laws are legislated from the church pew. One group, Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance, propose Initiative 957 to force right-wing Christians to put their money where their mouth is.

The Washington Supreme Court’s ruling on Andersen v. King County states that:

Legitimate state interest allows the Legislature to limit marriage to those couples able to have and raise children together. Because of this legitimate state interest, it is permissible to bar same-sex couples from legal marriage.

Gays can adopt children, use surrogates, as well as other test-tube methods to have children, but since two men or two women don’t have all of the necessary parts to have their own biological children with each other, the state is allowed to ban gays from marriage.

Is it effective to fight vile legislation with vile legislation? Maybe the aforementioned Washington Defense of Marriage Alliance is on to something. They suggest that passing Initiative 957 will not only open discussion about Andersen v. King County but that the Washington Supreme Court will be forced to strike the initiative down as unconstitutional, and weaken the decision made regarding Anderson v. King County.

What is Initiative 957 you ask?

If passed by Washington voters, the Defense of Marriage Initiative would:

* add the phrase, “who are capable of having children with one another” to the legal definition of marriage;
* require that couples married in Washington file proof of procreation within three years of the date of marriage or have their marriage automatically annulled;
* require that couples married out of state file proof of procreation within three years of the date of marriage or have their marriage classed as “unrecognized;”
* establish a process for filing proof of procreation; and
* make it a criminal act for people in an unrecognized marriage to receive marriage benefits.

Call me a cynic, but proposing more legislation that will appeal to the nanny-staters and fear-mongered leash holders as a joke is an insult to those of us who vote, sign petitions, send letters to our senators and representatives, donate to groups who make it their life to protect our civil liberties, etc., etc. For the gay haters who support a ban on gay marriage, this initiative only serves to reinforce their opinion that we who believe in marriage rights for gays are apathetic, a little bit loony, and more than willing to flagrantly abuse the constitution.

EDIT: Here is an example of how this initiative does more harm that good: The Conservative Voice

But, the idea of it is funny as hell.

March 1st, 2007Question for Y’all

Am I the only one who doesn’t remember the bid for the White House being this heated this early in previous presidential races??

Trust me, wait until the end!

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